15. Please don't feed the mosquitoes
14. If you can't say something nice, be passive aggressive.
13. Minnesota, headwaters of the Mississippi. It's all downhill from here.
12. Minnesota - where bottled water comes in cubes
11. Are those goose bumps or mosquito bites?
10. Visit Minnesota (weather permitting)
9. Minnesota - Home of the bald ego
8. Go Twins Go - and take the Vikings with you
7. Garrison Keillor for President - If you're gonna get a story, you might as well get a good one.
6. I'm driving 10 mph below the speed limit in the left lane because someone has to put you in your place.
5. Minnesota: At least we're not one of them square states
4. Minnesota: Summer falls on a Thursday this year.
3. Minnesota: We're not nice, We're numb.
2. Welcome to Minnesota! Caution: Some potholes contain fishermen.
1. Warning: this governor is for entertainment purposes only.