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20 Ways to Relieve Stress

  1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
  2. Use your Mastercard to pay for your VISA bill, and vice-versa.
  3. Pop popcorn without the lid on.
  4. When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
  5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
  6. Put your child's clothes on them backwards and send him/her off to school as if nothing was wrong.
  7. Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.
  8. Tape pictures of your boss to watermelons and launch them from high places.
  9. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
  10. Write "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
  11. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
  12. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's spouse.
  13. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
  14. Drive ot work in reverse.
  15. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
  16. Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule," and let him/her figure it out.
  17. Polish your car with earwax.
  18. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
  19. Stare at people through fork tines and pretend that they're in jail.
  20. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.

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